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A wealthy man commissioned Pablo Picasso to paint a portrait of his wife. Startled by the nonrepresentational image on the final canvas, the woman's husband complained, "It isn't how she really looks."When asked by the...
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car."Do you need some help?" I asked.She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get...
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need some help?" I asked.She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery in this remote door unlocker. Now I can't...
Movie And TV Joke 1 A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. "How d the meeting go?" asks the first...
Terry Pratchett Quote 01 Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead. -- (Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic) Terry Pratchett Quote 02 It's going to look pretty good, then, isn't it, said...
Monster Joke 1 What brings the monster's babies? The Frankenstork. Monster Joke 2 Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly...
Clinton Joke 1 Q: How does Bill Clinton say "I m about to hurt you"? A: "Trust me." Clinton Joke 2 Q: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull?...
Biologist Joke 1 Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a sudden, the bear crashes out of the brush and heads right for them. They...
Humor Joke 1 How do you get pikachu on to a boat? You pokemon Humor Joke 2 Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get out...
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