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- Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.- He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.- Every calendar's days are numbered.- A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours...
In the human body, which organ is in charge?All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.The brain said: "I should be in charge, because I run...
Element name: WOMAN. Symbol: WO.Atomic weight: 'Don't even go there'.Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.Chemical properties:...
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat...
Law of Cat Elongation - A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.Law of Cat Obstruction - A cat must lay...
Once upon a time, long, long ago there were two unique lions in the jungles of Africa. Both, it seems, had human-like qualities that made them claim territory, daring the other to cross over the...
- There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but there is always enough time to do it over.- The more pretentious a corporate name, the smaller the organization. (For instance,...
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"The Engineer said, "In the neighbourhood of $75,000 a...
"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me." --Unknown"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." --Albert Schweitzer"The cat has too much...
Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines.Purrson: A male kitty.Purrpetual...
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