Posted on November 18th, 2006 in
Really Funny Jokes
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.”What are you doing?” she asked.”Hunting Flies,” he responded.”Oh!, Killed any?” she asked.”Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied.Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell?”He responded, “3 were on a
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