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A man walks into a coffee shop and places his order."I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream."The girl behind the counter says "I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about...
A man approaches an ice cream van and asks, "I'd like two scoops of chocolate ice cream, please."The girl behind the counter replied, "I'm very sorry, sir, but our delivery didn't come this morning. We're...
The young man entered the Ice Cream Palace and asked, "What kinds of ice cream do you have?""Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry," the girl wheezed as she spoke, patted her chest and seemed unable to continue."Do you...
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother was putting cold cream on her face."Why are you rubbing that cream on you face, mommy?" heasked."To stay pretty for daddy," said his mother.A few minutes later, she...
What do you call 10 rabbits walking backwards?A receding hair line. Read in full at Rabbit Humor...
How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?Write a whole note with "solo" above it. Read in full at Viola Humor...
Q: What do cows do for entertainment? A: Go to moo-vies.Q: Which job is a cow most suited for?A: Baker. Because they're making cow pies regularly.Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?A: To...
Q. Do you know how far pregnant you are right now?A. I will be three months November 8th.Q. Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8th?A. Yes.Q. What were you and your husband doing...
What is even bigger than an elephant?A giant!What do you call an ant in space?Cosmonants & Astronants!What do you call an ant from overseas?Impartant!What medicine would you give an ill ant?Antibiotics!What is smaller than an...
Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller? He wanted to grow mash potatoes! What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer? You take me for grunted. When is a farmer like...
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