Posted on June 11th, 2007 in
Really Funny Jokes
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: too many deer were being hit by cars and he didn’t want them to cross there anymore.
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