If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall…

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Q. If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall into water, which one would dissolve faster?A. The bear in Alaska because it's polar. Read in full at Bears...

Bear Hunt

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear.He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged...

Bear Porridge Joke

It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl....

Bear Chase

Two guys are out in the woods hiking.All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them.The first guy gets his sneakers...

Gonna Be a Bear

In this life, I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I...

Panda Bear

A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. When he receives the sandwich he eats it and then shoots the waiter and leaves the restaurant. A policeman sees the panda and tells...

An Atheist and a Bear

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river,...

Catch a Polar Bear Joke

How do you catch a polar bear? First dig an ice hole. Then put a whole bunch of little green peas on the outside, and when the polar bear comes to take a pee you kick him...

Huge Pause

A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a bourbon and............... coke"The bartender asks "what's with the huge pause?"The bear says, "I've had them all my life." Permalink Huge Pause...

Fall-Down Drunk

A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face. "Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as...