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Off the seventh tee, Joe sliced his shot deep into a wooded ravine. He took his eight iron and clambered down the embankment in search of his lost ball.After many long minutes of hacking at...
"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy. "Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went." "But you're seventy-five years old, Jack!"...
A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat, "I'm the greatest hitter in the world," he announced.Then, he tossed...
One lovely morning, Ben and Thomas were out golfing. Ben slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in search of his ball. Ben...
A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat, "I'm the greatest hitter in the world," he announced.Then, he tossed...
Morris had been playing golf for years, and he had the finest equipment, but his technique never improved a bit.As his friend watched, he teed up at the first hole and promptly drove a brand-new...
One day George W. went out to dinner with a Jewish friend. The friend recommended a kosher place nearby.They arrived and Dubya's friend ordered them both the house specialty: matzo ball soup. The waiter brought...
A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about to tee off on the third hole, which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began to...
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's enjoying it, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and...
Black Joke 1 You're so black you went to night school and the teacher counted you absent. Please comment on this black joke below or if you know a better black joke please post it. Black Joke 2 A...
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