- If you messed up your life, you could press “Alt, Ctrl, Delete” and start all over!- To get your daily exercise, just click on “run”!- If you needed a break from life, click on “suspend”.- Hit “any key” to continue life when ready.- To “add/remove” someone in your life, click settings
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