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Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, 'I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.''Thank God,' said an elderly nun at the back. 'I'm...
- "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."- "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."- "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In...
My husband retired, and for the first time in over 40 years I had to think about preparing midday meals.Tired of it after several months, I said, "I married you for better or worse, but...
An old man saw a very tired infantryman resting after a hard foot march. The man said with disdain: "When I was of your age I thought nothing of a ten-mile hike.""Well, I don't think...
A salesman, tired of his job, gave it up to become a policeman.Several months later, a friend asked him how he liked his new role."Well," he replied, "the pay is good and the hours aren't...
After a long career of being blasted into a net, the human cannonball was tired. He told the circus owner he was going to retire."But you can't!" protested the boss. "Where am I going to...
I was in the backyard hanging the laundry when an old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. But when I walked...
My friend asked our grandson when he would turn 6.He replied, "When I'm tired of being 5."********************Seeing her first hailstorm, Mary Sue, age 3, exclaimed, "Mommy, it's raining dumplings!"********************Announcing to daughter Lori that her aunt...
- Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.- Man with one chopstick go hungry.- Man who scratch bum should not bite fingernails.- Man who eat many...
10. You're so tired, you now answer the phone with "Leave me alone!"9. Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream,"Stop asking me all these questions!"8. Your garbage can IS your...
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