Posted on May 25th, 2006 in
Lawyer Jokes
In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:
Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren’t sure the man was dead, were you?
Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man’s brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it’s possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.
Rating: 3.8/5
Comment: A free funny lawyer joke regally posted on newsgroups, and a true lawyer story. A must read funny free joke for anybody who has had to deal with a stupid lawyer.
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