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Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all...
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?A flat major. Read in full at Army Pianos...
A Navy man and an Army man are driving opposite directions on a curvy mountain road. The army man hits a patch of sand, swerves, and nails the Navy man's truck. They both exit their...
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As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son announced that he had just signed up at an army recruiter's office.There were audible gasps around the table, then some laughter, as his...
An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat."My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?""Yes," said the Navy brat."My dad has built them."Then the naval...
A US Army private filling out a questionnaire for a correspondence course was stymied by the question, “How long has your present employer been in business?” He thought for a moment, and then wrote, “Since...
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door, as he always is, to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand...
One of my first jobs as a new Army lieutenant in Vietnam was to build a road across a rice paddy. Progress was slow because the paddy devoured most of the dirt we laid down....
The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don't speak the same language. For instance, Take the simple phrase "secure the building".The Army will post guards around the...
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