Funny Interesting Quote 01
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. -Phyllis Diller

Funny Interesting Quote 02
Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn’t go far didn’t see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded. -Tim Allen

Funny Interesting Quote 03
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor

Funny Interesting Quote 04
I am not the boss of my house. I don’t know when I lost it. I don’t know if I ever had it. But I have seen the boss’s job and I do not want it. -Bill Cosby

Funny Interesting Quote 05
If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten. -George Carlin

Funny Interesting Quote 06
If you want to say it with flowers, a single rose says: “I’m cheap!” -Delta Burke

Funny Interesting Quote 07
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. -Tim Allen

Funny Interesting Quote 08
We have women in the military, but they don’t put us in the front lines. They don’t know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, “You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.” -Elayne Boosler

Funny Interesting Quote 09
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. -Roseanne