Posted on April 17th, 2007 in
Really Funny Jokes
A new employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there’s something wrong with her password. No, it’s not the usual caps-lock problem.”The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars,” she says.”Those asterisks are to protect you,” the Help Desk technician explains, ”
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