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Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry, son. Your mother will come...
Coming through the door after school one day, Little Johnny hollers out..."Okay everyone in the house, please stand advised that I, Little Johnny Elvis Smith, have on this date made a complete fool of myself...
A guy is on a date with this girl, so he takes her to Lover's Lane. When they get up there, she says, ''I have to be honest with you, I'm a hooker.'' The guy...
An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview...
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day."My name is Bobby. What's yours?" asked the first boy."Danny," replied the second. "My Daddy's an accountant....
Two lawyers were walking along, negotiating a case."Look," said one to the other, "let's be honest with each other.""Okay, you first," replied the other.That was the end of the discussion. Read in full at Two Lawyers...
Two lawyers were walking along, negotiating a case.“Look,” said one to the other, “let's be honest with each other.”“Okay, you first,” replied the other.That was the end of the discussion. Read in full at Two lawyers...
I'M EXTREMELY ADEPT AT ALL MANNER OF OFFICE ORGANIZATION: I've used Microsoft Office.I'M HONEST, HARD-WORKING AND DEPENDABLE: I pilfer office supplies.MY PERTINENT WORK EXPERIENCE INCLUDES: I hope you don't ask me about all the McJobs...
The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol.1. It's an incentive to...
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer."The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing,...
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