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A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked, "What's the matter?"He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's...
Simply get a new bar of soap and paint it with clear nail varnish.Let it dry and place it out to be used. Read in full at Simple Prank...
- Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.- For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing...
A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. "What's the matter?" he was asked. He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure...
This simple three question test illustrates how often politicians must be telling lies.1. Is the Pope catholic?2. Does Windows have bugs?3. Do Politicians lie? Read in full at Same answer for each...
A bank manager was interviewing four very different applicants from his short list for the position of clerical. He devised a simple test to select the most suitable person for the job. He asked each...
A couple had been looking at new cars for months. He wanted a simple truck and she wanted a fast little sports car so she could zoom through traffic and look like a princess. He...
A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's...
The Web site you seekcannot be located butendless others exist.Stay the patient courseOf little worth is your ireThe network is downA crash reducesyour expensive computerto a simple stone.There is a chasmof carbon and siliconthe Read...
A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today."The mother, more that a little surprised, asked fearfully, "That's interesting. How do you...
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