- It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.- If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?- Hard work pays off later. Laziness pays off now!- When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.- Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your
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