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At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"The witness stared out the window as...
Are you a true elementary school teacher? Let's find out:1. Do you ask guests if they have remembered their scarves and mittens as they leave your home?2. Do you move your dinner partner's glass away...
Q. Do you know how far pregnant you are right now?A. I will be three months November 8th.Q. Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8th?A. Yes.Q. What were you and your husband doing...
1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.2. Alfred Hitchcock did not have a bellybutton.3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 yrs.4. People do not...
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yardand hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want...
Q. Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? A. By death.Q. And by whose death was it terminated?Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?A. No, I said he was...
A young student reported for a final examination that consisted of only true/false questions.The student took a seat in the hall, stared at the test for five minutes, removed a coin from his pocket and...
Cats do some of the funniest things on Youtube. Here's a few of my favorite funny cat videos. Hilarious Funny Cat Videos Funny Cats YouTube Video Compilation of funny cat video clips. THE BEST CAT VIDEO YOU'LL EVER SEE YouTube...
Who doesn't like to see a good faceplant :-) Not aware of what a faceplant is, it's when someone falls over and lands on their face. AKA the face plant. I've scoured Youtube (also known as typing FacePlant...
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. ...
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