Posted on February 13th, 2009 in
Religious Jokes
Jesus Joke 01
Jesus was a Californian: He walked around bare foot. He never cut His hair. He started a new religion.
Jesus Joke 02
Jesus was a woman: He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of guys who just didn’t get it. He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was no food. Even after He died, He had to get up because there was work to do.
Jesus Joke 03
Jesus was Black: He liked Gospel. He called everyone brother. He couldn’t get a fair trial.
Jesus Joke 04
Jesus was Irish: He was always telling stories. He loved green pastures. He never got married.
Jesus Joke 05
Jesus was Italian: He had wine with His meals. He used olive oil. He talked with His hands.
Jesus Joke 06
Jesus was Jewish: He lived at home until he was 33 years old. He went into His father’s business. He was sure His mother was a virgin and His mother was sure He was God.
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Jesus was a ninja ,he walked on water to beat Chuck Norris.
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Jesus is the most amazing thing that has ever happened to anyone on this earth. i truly love him no matter what anyone says! he was the bravest person in the whole world and is stronger than anyone and you guys are going to find that out when you go to HELL!!!!!
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mary and st. peter were the only ones at the crucifiction….hiding in the rocks from the ROMANS.
When everyone left jesus started mumbling….
Mary couldnt hear so she moved a little closer…
More mumbling came and they moved closer…
Finally they said ” What are you saying?”
Jesus Replied…. “Peter… I can see your house from here!!!!!!”
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We need to throw a party for Jesus?
Beer and nails for everyone…
Let’s talk about Jesus shall we?
A bitch… and dumb ass motherfucker….
And a sissy for biting his nails in boredom waiting to be crucified
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How did Jesus whistle?
By blowing air through the holes in his hands?
Jesus is a dumb bitch, but he is good for something…
For being a dumb ass with no intelligence…
That’s what he really is
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Well, Jesus is a dumb ass idiot. I bet that most people don’t have their prayers answered because Christ is too busy biting his nails like a sissy ass bitch instead of trying to give what people want.
No bitch comes to my mind more that the idiot we know for killing himself on the cross….
Why can’t Jesus get off the cross?
Because he can’t bite the nails like he bits the ones on his fingers…
Why can’t Jesus eat candy?
The candy slides through the holes in his hands…
Let’s look at the idiotic bitch and laugh, because there are Jesus jokes on plenty of sites, and that dumb ass idiot deserves
Stupid bitch… Here’s a letter than represent him
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Jesus the bitch
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