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Well, Jesus is a dumb ass idiot. I bet that most people don’t have their prayers answered because Christ is too busy biting his nails like a sissy ass bitch instead of trying to give what people want.
No bitch comes to my mind more that the idiot we know for killing himself on the cross….
Why can’t Jesus get off the cross?
Because he can’t bite the nails like he bits the ones on his fingers…
Why can’t Jesus eat candy?
The candy slides through the holes in his hands…
Let’s look at the idiotic bitch and laugh, because there are Jesus jokes on plenty of sites, and that dumb ass idiot deserves
Stupid bitch… Here’s a letter than represent him
Jesus the bitch
How did Jesus whistle?
By blowing air through the holes in his hands?
Jesus is a dumb bitch, but he is good for something…
For being a dumb ass with no intelligence…
That’s what he really is
We need to throw a party for Jesus?
Beer and nails for everyone…
Let’s talk about Jesus shall we?
A bitch… and dumb ass motherfucker….
And a sissy for biting his nails in boredom waiting to be crucified
mary and st. peter were the only ones at the crucifiction….hiding in the rocks from the ROMANS. When everyone left jesus started mumbling…. Mary couldnt hear so she moved a little closer… More mumbling came and they moved closer… Finally they said ” What are you saying?” Jesus Replied…. “Peter… I can see your house from here!!!!!!”
Jesus is the most amazing thing that has ever happened to anyone on this earth. i truly love him no matter what anyone says! he was the bravest person in the whole world and is stronger than anyone and you guys are going to find that out when you go to HELL!!!!!
youre a fuckin nutjob
Dont cast your pearls before swine ("nutjob"_
You’re the “nutjob.” What are you, a 12 year old with “nutjob” parents? How dare you disrespect someone’s faith? I doubt your infinitesimally small brain has any knowledge of God or even understands the concept of eternity. Over 2 billion people know that Jesus is God yet somehow you’re arrogant enough to believe that you are smarter than all of them? History even proves Jesus’ existence, crucifixion, and resurrection (YouTube: “Shroud of Turin”) but you won’t believe anyways. The god of this world (Satan) has blinded you to the Truth and as long as you remain ignorant of God, he’s got you where he wants you, lost. Satan has no need to bother you because you’re already his. He goes after the Christians because they are an actual threat to him. They spread the Gospel message of salvation and literally snatch souls out of his fiery pit. This is exactly why Christianity is the most persecuted religion in the world; it’s no mere coincidence, look it up! “Nutjob,” obviously you don’t realize that life is a test and there are no make-ups or do-overs. There is no reincarnation and your spirit doesnt die (YouTube:”Near Death Experience”). When you close your eyes for the last time and wake up being “thrown into the fiery furnace where there is weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth” (Matthew 13:42), you’ll realize immediately how wrong you were and how right he is. YouTube:”Siberia Hell Sounds”
Just checkin shit out!!! These mother fucker shall have their reward. Dueces!!!
Hi, I have no problem with people loving Jesus etc but at the same time judging people who clearly dont believe isnt a reason to judge other people WWJD
Jesus was a ninja ,he walked on water to beat Chuck Norris.
So you won’t kneel fuckin down. Jesus is coming soon. Those who didn’t kneel down will “bend fucking over. I’m here to let you know: “HE’S DRIVING!!!” one of dem “Jesus Freaks”
KNEEL! KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!!
jesus is so awsome he could kill you in heat bep
Jesus is not real quit believing a fairy tale called the bible
Jesus is Real
Joe, don’t make a fool of yourself by saying “Jesus isn’t real.” Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny are not real. Yeshua Ben Maryam is indisputably real. Other than the Bible, numerous secular Roman historians wrote about the life and death of Jesus of Nazareth (i.e. Tacitus, Flavius Josephus, Suetonius, Pliny the Younger, etc…). You ought to delete this comment asap unless you don’t mind broadcasting your ignorance for all to see.
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