Comments on: Jesus Jokes

By: prvampiress

prvampiress — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 05:57:08 +0000

Jesus was a ninja ,he walked on water to beat Chuck Norris.

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By: Jim boe

Jim boe — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:47:13 +0000

Jesus is the most amazing thing that has ever happened to anyone on this earth. i truly love him no matter what anyone says! he was the bravest person in the whole world and is stronger than anyone and you guys are going to find that out when you go to HELL!!!!!

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By: what!

what! — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:03:10 +0000

mary and st. peter were the only ones at the crucifiction….hiding in the rocks from the ROMANS.
When everyone left jesus started mumbling….
Mary couldnt hear so she moved a little closer…
More mumbling came and they moved closer…
Finally they said ” What are you saying?”
Jesus Replied…. “Peter… I can see your house from here!!!!!!”

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By: J-TOWN

J-TOWN — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 18:30:32 +0000

We need to throw a party for Jesus?

Beer and nails for everyone…

Let’s talk about Jesus shall we?

A bitch… and dumb ass motherfucker….

And a sissy for biting his nails in boredom waiting to be crucified

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By: James Sintos

James Sintos — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 23:08:07 +0000

How did Jesus whistle?

By blowing air through the holes in his hands?

Jesus is a dumb bitch, but he is good for something…

For being a dumb ass with no intelligence…

That’s what he really is

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By: James Sintos

James Sintos — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 23:03:49 +0000

Well, Jesus is a dumb ass idiot. I bet that most people don’t have their prayers answered because Christ is too busy biting his nails like a sissy ass bitch instead of trying to give what people want.

No bitch comes to my mind more that the idiot we know for killing himself on the cross….

Why can’t Jesus get off the cross?

Because he can’t bite the nails like he bits the ones on his fingers…

Why can’t Jesus eat candy?

The candy slides through the holes in his hands…

Let’s look at the idiotic bitch and laugh, because there are Jesus jokes on plenty of sites, and that dumb ass idiot deserves

Stupid bitch… Here’s a letter than represent him

Jesus the bitch

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