Posted on January 11th, 2007 in
Really Funny Jokes
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, “Have you ever been arrested?” he wrote, “No.”The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was “Why?”The applicant answered it anyway: “Never got caught.”
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Posted on January 11th, 2007 in
Really Funny Jokes
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, “Have you ever been arrested?” he wrote, “No.”The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was “Why?”The applicant answered it anyway: “Never got caught.”
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