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A guy walks in for his interview. The man who's interviewing has no ears.The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."Interviewer: "Get out! Send...
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"The Engineer said, "In the neighbourhood of $75,000 a...
The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or...
A man walks into a lawyer's office and asks how much the barrister's rates are. The lawyer says fifty dollars for three questions.The man asks, "Isn't that awfully expensive""Yes," the lawyer replies, "what's your third...
A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor.The doctor asked her all the usual questions: what were the symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc..Suddenly, she interrupted him: "Hey look, I'm...
The start of the new school term always brings out the most interesting questions for computer consultants on campus. The predominant questions this term pertain to "getting into" E-mail and how to access the "Information...
A university committee was selecting a new dean. They had narrowed the candidates down to a mathematician, an economist and a lawyer.Each was asked this question during their interview: "How much is two plus two?"The...
A mother and a baby camel were talking one day when the baby camel asked, "Mom, why do we have these huge three-toed feet?" The mother replied, "Well son, when we trek across the desert, our...
A student is taking his final exams. He takes his seat in the exam hall, stares at the questions and then in a fit for inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of...
An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview...
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