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An English professor told her students that there would be no excuse for not showing up for their final exam, except for serious injury, illness, or a death in the student's immediate family. A smartass...
A jock and a geek applying for the same job. The boss said, "Boys, you need to take a test before you can get this job." So they took the test and the next day they came...
The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there. "Please," protested the college President, "you already make more than the entire History department." "Yeah, maybe so, but you don't...
A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame.The...
A salesman for a mobile home dealership had a customer call him about this problem:The customer called and said she was having problems with her air conditioner.She said, "Mr. X, we are about to freeze...
A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate he decides to ask God for help. He begins to pray... "God,...
A salesman for a mobile home dealership had a customer call him about this problem:The customer called and said she was having problems with her air conditioner.She said, "Mr. X, we are about to freeze...
A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous.The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be confident that if any mischief occurred in their town, their...
Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of...
I just read that last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number? Read in full at Marriage Math...
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