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Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America. Little Johnny: Here it is! Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? Class: Little Johnny! Read in full at Little Johnny and Geography...
A Sunday school teacher asked Little Johnny, "Do you believe in the Devil?""No," said Little Johnny. "It's the same as Santa Claus. I know it's my daddy." Read in full at Little Johnny & the Devil...
One day, Little Johnny's class was reviewing the alphabet. His teacher knew that he had an ''advanced'' vocabulary for his age, so she was trying to avoid calling on him. When the teacher asked for a...
Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, “Where'd we get him?”His mother replied, “He came from heaven, Johnny.”Johnny says, “WOW! I can see why they threw him out!” Read...
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers."Yes," he said. "My dad taught me.""Good! Can you tell me what comes after three.""Four," answers little Johnny."What comes after six?""Seven.""Very good," says the teacher. "Your...
Little Johnny walked in one day on his daddy in the bathroom. He asked his father what that was hanging between his legs. His father replied that it was the perfect penis. The next day...
"Dad," said Little Johnny, "I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?"The father said irately, "Son, it just wouldn't be right.""That's okay," replied Little Johnny, "but you could at least...
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?""No," said his mom, "Of course not."Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends,...
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother was putting cold cream on her face."Why are you rubbing that cream on you face, mommy?" heasked."To stay pretty for daddy," said his mother.A few minutes later, she...
Little Johnny asks the teacher, "Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?"The teacher says, "Yes, but only after you recite the alphabet Johnny." Read in full at Alphabet...
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