Funny Joke 01
Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.

Funny Joke 02
1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions

Funny Joke 03
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

Funny Joke 04
A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, “Order, order.”

The drunkard immediately responded, “Thank you, your honor, I’ll have a scotch and soda.”