Joke Published on October 14th, 2006 by Joker in Just Jokes
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. A guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?”"Sand,” answered Juan.The guard says, “We’ll just see about that. Get off the bike.”The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them
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