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A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?". St. Peter answered, "Those are...
A man died and went to straight down to hell. The devil greeted him and gave him a guided tour of the place. He told the man that there were three rooms he could chose...
A couple, who had been married for years, were making love. He asked, "Dear, am I hurting you?" "No," she replied. "But why do you ask?" "You moved," he said. Permalink Stale Mate...
Old Aunt Cora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her troublesome constipation. "It's terrible," she said to the doctor. "I haven't moved my bowels in more than a week.""I see....
Having moved into his first apartment, our son invited my husband and I for a visit.As we walked in, our son asked if we'd like a cold drink.Mentally patting myself on the back for teaching...
Following a woman with a dog out of the movie theater, a man stopped her and said, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I was amazed that your dog seemed to get into the movie...
Following a woman with a dog out of the movie theater, a man stopped her and said, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I was amazed that your dog seemed to get into the movie...
(A quick check list for those who need to make contact.]1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed...
A woman driving in Brooklyn stopped her car for a red light. However, when the light turned green again, she just stayed right where she was.When the light had changed several times and she still...
"How long have you been driving without a tail light?" asked the policeman after pulling over a motorist.The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car, and gave a long, painful groan.He seemed...
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