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Q: How many US Attorney Generals does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: I cannot recall that particular answer at this time. Permalink Screwing the Justice System...
Two men take a wrong turn and walk into a room in the San Francisco City Hall. A man walks up to them, says a lot of junk, and finally declares, "I now pronounce you...
There was a man who really took care of his body. One day he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except for his penis. So he decided...
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher claimed that the bull...
Beauty Joke 1 My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour. Beauty Joke 2 I m not ugly. I could marry anyone I...
Burger Joke 1 Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they re boygers, not girlgers! Burger Joke 2 Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship! ...
Judge Joke 1 The cross eyed judge looked at the three defendants in the dock and said to the first one, "So how do you plead?" "Not guilty" said the second defendant. "I wasn't...
Lawyer Joke 1 A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked. "The side that pays your fee," replied the doctor. Lawyer Joke 2 ...
Computer Joke 1 A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece...
Farmer Joke 1 This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100. The neighbor says, "You can have...
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