Thousands of really hilarious jokes
- I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people- How can I miss you if you won't go away?- Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.- If we are what we eat,...
- Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen!- If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!- Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off!- Out of estrogen, and I...
- All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets- Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.- Grow your own dope, plant a man.- All men are idiots....I married their king.- Women who...
- Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it! - Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time! - Do not start with me. You will not win. -...
Funny Bumper Sticker 1 8 Out Of 10 Voices In My Head Say 'don’t Shoot' Funny Bumper Sticker 2 99 Percent Of Lawyers Give The Rest A Bad Name Funny Bumper Sticker 3 A Man...
How many Victorian ladies does it take to change a lightbulb?One hundred.One to replace the bulb and ninety-nine to contract consumption and die beautiful, poetic deaths. Permalink Victorian Ladies...
- Herblock's Law: If it's good, they will stop making it.- History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other.- It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.- It works better if you...
Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't...
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami. They had been meeting at that park every sunny day for over 12 years… chatting, and enjoying each other's friendship. One day,...
- When your friend tells you all about his Cressida V6 and you reply "Yeah, I had V5, and it was full of bugs!"- When driving you see a license plate with the letters DSR,...
Leave a reply to Ladies Bumper Stickers