A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags!
“Where are you going?” demands the surprised husband.
“To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!”
The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing HIS bags.
“What do you think you are doing?” she screamed.
“I’m going to Las Vegas with you… I want to see how you’re going to live on $1,000 a year!”