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Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it.So...
You Work in Corporate America If Art involves a white board. You Work in Corporate America If Communication is something your group is having problems with. You Work in Corporate America If Free food left over from...
Dennis had a problem with getting up late in the morning and as a result, he was always late for work. His boss was getting very angry with him, and threatened to fire him if...
The orthopaedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items.I sat the display skeleton in the front of my car, and had fastened...
When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot. Read in full at Lampner's Law of Employment...
- Weiner's Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only cross-references.- Lampner's Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the...
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, "You should've been here at 8:30!"The guy replies, "Why? What happened at 8:30?" Read in full at Timing Is Everything...
A certain professor arrived late for a lecture to find a most uncomplimentary drawing of himself on the blackboard. Fuming, he asked the class joker in the front row, "Who, pray, was responsible for this...
Murphy's Laws of Work 01 All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own. Murphy's Laws of Work 02 An "acceptable" level of employment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has...
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I...
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