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Murphy's Laws of Work 01 All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own. Murphy's Laws of Work 02 An "acceptable" level of employment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has...
What's the difference between out-laws, and in-laws? Out-laws are wanted. Permalink In-Laws and Out-Laws...
- There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.- Mother said there would be days like this, but she...
- In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property. - It is illegal for hens to lay eggs before 8 am and after 4 pm in Norfolk,...
1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If it's in my hands, it's mine.3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.4. If I had it a week ago, it's mine.5. If it's...
- French Lick Springs, Indiana, once passed a law requiring all black cats to wear bells on Friday the 13th. - Madison, Wisconsin, will not allow joint custody of a family pet when a couple divorces...
- A child's behavior will improve in proportion to the distance she is away from the parent.- Two is equal to two, except when referring to time. Two minutes of tantrum lasts 20 times as...
- It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.- It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.- Seven or more Indians are considered...
Law #1: In any calculation, any error which can creep in will do so.Law #2: Any error in any calculation will be in the direction of most harm.Law #3: In any formula, constants (especially those...
- Whistling underwater is illegal- At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.- Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.- It is illegal to...
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