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Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?Too many cheetahs. Read in full at Cats Playing Poker...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time...
Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?Too many cheetahs. Read in full at Cat Poker...
Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats?They don't become so attached to the lawyers. Permalink Lawyers and Hot Dog Meat...
Lawyers and computers have both been proliferating since 1970. Unfortunately, lawyers, unlike computers, have not gotten twice as smart and half as expensive every 18 months. Read in full at Lawyers and computers...
Two lawyers were walking along, negotiating a case."Look," said one to the other, "let's be honest with each other.""Okay, you first," replied the other.That was the end of the discussion. Read in full at Two Lawyers...
Two lawyers are in a bank, when armed robbers suddenly burst in. While severalof the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceed...
A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. "We need a fourth for poker tonight" said the friend. "I'll be right over" whispered the...
If you laid all of the lawyers in the world end-to-end around the equator, it would be a good idea to leave them there. Read in full at Equating Lawyers...
Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and California has all the lawyers? Because New Jersey got first pick!! Permalink The State of Lawyers...
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