Posted on October 30th, 2006 in
Really Funny Jokes
The judge had just awarded a divorce to Lena, who had charged non-support.He said to Ole, “I have decided to give your wife $400 a month for support.”"Vell, dat’s fine, Judge,” said Ole. “And vunce in a while I’ll try to chip in a few bucks myself.”
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