Lerman’s Law of Technology

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Still More Signs Technology Took Over Your Life

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Even More Signs Technology Took Over Your Life

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Signs Technology Took Over Your Life

- Your stationery is more cluttered than Warren Beatty's address book. The letterhead lists a fax number, e-mail addresses for two on-line services, and your Internet address, which spreads across the breadth of the letterhead...

More Signs Technology Took Over Your Life

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Which Came First

A computer scientist, a surgeon, and a civil engineer were gathered at the pub. The surgeon boasts, Surgery is the oldest technology in the world. It's in the Bible. God removed Adam's rib while he...

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Sexy Timepiece

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