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You Might Be A Redneck If Higher math means counting over 10. You Might Be A Redneck If The lake has to be restocked after you take a bath. You Might Be A Redneck If You can...
A little boy returned from Sunday school with a new perspective on the Christmas story. He had learned all about the Wise Men from the East who brought gifts to the Baby Jesus. He was...
Two brothers went downstairs for breakfast, where their mother was cooking."What do you want for breakfast?" asked the mother."Shit, I want some fucking pancakes," said the first brother. The mother slapped him across the face."We...
On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent education seminars I conduct as an educationalpsychologist. The elderly woman sitting next to me explained that she was returning to...
After teaching high school for nearly 20 years, I thought I'd heard every possible excuse for missing homework until one parent sent me this note: "Please excuse Lori for not having her algebra homework. The cat...
A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers.Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game.The pro showed him...
On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent education seminars I conduct as an educational psychologist. The elderly woman sitting next to me explained that she was returning...
A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding assisted without any experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion.It gallops along at a...
- A child's behavior will improve in proportion to the distance she is away from the parent.- Two is equal to two, except when referring to time. Two minutes of tantrum lasts 20 times as...
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