1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2,000 sq. foot house four inches deep.2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with rollerblades, they can ignite.3. A 3-year-old’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.4. If you hook a dog leash
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