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When the man came home, his wife was crying."Your mother insulted me," she sobbed."My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation on the other side of the world?" the man asked."I...
Jerry is recovering from day surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling."I'm OK but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery," he answered."What did he say," asked the nurse."OOPS!" Read...
Mrs. Jones was reading a letter at breakfast. Suddenly she looked up suspiciously at her husband."Henry," she said, "I've just received a letter from mother saying she isn't accepting our invitation to come and stay,...
A little boy wanted $100 so badly that he prayed for two weeks. But nothing happened; so he decided to write God a letter asking for the money.When the postal authorities received the letter addressed...
The following letter was forwarded by someone who teaches at a junior high school in Memphis, Tennessee; the letter was sent to the principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly....
A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: “Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some flowers in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?” The prisoner, knowing that the...
Three explorers were hiking through a vast forest that would eventually become Canada."You know," said the first explorer, "we should name this vast forest we're hiking through.""I know," said the second explorer. "We'll each pick...
Letter Joke 59 Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning, and upon reading it burst into floods of tears. "What's the matter?" asked her companion. "Oh dear," sobbed Auntie, "It's my favorite nephew....
The Washington Post asked readers to take any word from the dictionary... alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter... and supply a new definition!1) Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts...
I'm sending you this letter in a bogus software company envelope so you'll be sure to read it. Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what's been going on since your computer...
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