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A pair of chickens go to the library

A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them...and the chickens...

Blonde in a Boat.

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.The blonde angrily pulled...

Blonde in a Boat Joke

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled...

Library Book Complaint Joke

Judi stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!" "Yes, ma'am?" "I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!" "What was wrong with it?" "It had way too many characters...

A smart blonde, a stupid blonde and Santa …

A smart blonde, a stupid blonde and Santa Claus play poker, who wins? The stupid blonde because the other two don't exist. Permalink A smart blonde, a stupid blonde and Santa ......

Blonde Driving Joke

A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"...

The Blonde and the Deodorant

The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don''t sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed,...

The Blonde and Her Melons

This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along.The guy asks, ''What are you carrying?''''Melons,'' the blonde replies.''Cool," the guy says. "If I can guess how many there are,...

Blonde rowing boat Jokes

Rowing Your Boat Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and...

Blonde Car Accident Joke

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of...