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The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s:In those...
- If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over!- To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!- If you needed a break from life, click on...
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. Life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. I think the...
- You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel.- You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it!- You could improve your appearance by...
My wife agrees that I do indeed lead a "dog's life".The way she puts it though is: "He comes in with muddy feet, makes himself comfortable by the fire, and expects to be fed." Read in...
A guy has one arm and decides he doesn't want to go on with life, not being able to do the things other guys can do with two arms. So, he goes up to the...
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the...
Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are;- You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move...
* Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.* If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos.....then you probably haven't...
- You are so knowledgeable about technology that you feel secure enough to say "I don't know" when someone asks you a technology question instead of feeling compelled to make something up.- You rotate your...
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