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Murphy's Laws of Work 01 All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own. Murphy's Laws of Work 02 An "acceptable" level of employment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has...
Normal people believe that if it isn't broke, don't fix it.Engineers believe that if it isn't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet. Read in full at Normal People vs. Engineers...
Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron.Now it was question time, and...
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered."The second said, "I...
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?".The crow answered: Sure,...
A crow was sitting in a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered:...
- A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.- Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.- The more of it you put...
Blamestorming - Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.Seagull Manager - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, poops all...
Two brothers went downstairs for breakfast, where their mother was cooking."What do you want for breakfast?" asked the mother."Shit, I want some fucking pancakes," said the first brother. The mother slapped him across the face."We...
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