Posted on November 17th, 2007 in
Really Funny Jokes
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother was putting cold cream on her face.”Why are you rubbing that cream on you face, mommy?” heasked.”To stay pretty for daddy,” said his mother.A few minutes later, she began removing the cream witha tissue.”What’s the matter mommy?” asked
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