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- The insurance was invalid for the invalid.- There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.- They were too close to the door to close it.- The buck does funny things when...
- The bandage was wound around the wound.- The farm was used to produce produce.- The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.- We must polish the Polish furniture.- He could...
1. Don't squat with your spurs on.2. Don't interfere with something that ain't bothering you none.3. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.4. Always drink upstream from...
In a small fishing village, a Newfoundlander was walking Up the wharf carrying two at-least-three-pound live lobsters, one in each hand.It was three weeks after the season closed! Whom should he meet at the end...
A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live."The patient asked, "Oh doctor,...
A teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their vacation. One child wrote the following:"We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live here in a big brick...
The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?" The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow." ...
The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those who don't know. Those who know are no problem.Those who don't know are also in two groups.One is those who don't...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects, so he forgot about it. Once he was...
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you,...
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