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Three men are in a bar having a drink. When a gorgeous woman comes up to them and says, WOMAN: Whoever can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' in a creative sentence can date me for...
What do you call a poodle with no legs? A sponge. Permalink Legless Poodle...
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her poodle along for company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he...
A poodle and a collie were walking down the street. The poodle turned to the collie and complained, "My life is a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is having an affair with a...
My brother Sean stopped by a sandwich shop one afternoon and placed his order with the girl at the counter. She rattled off a list of condiments, but he stopped her when she asked if he...
Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah? A: A dog that chases cars - and catches them! Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs? A: You can step in a...
Two old men were arguing the merits of their doctors. The first one said, "I don't trust your fancy doctor. He treated old Jake Waxman for a kidney ailment for nearly a year, and then...
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!...
Yes, you’re right. The early bird does get the worm. But the second mouse gets the cheese! Read in full at Early Bird...
Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here."One of the yogurt cartons says back to him,...
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