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Two dumb blondes were shopping at the mall. When they were done, they went out to their car, which happened to be an awesome leather-interior convertible, but they realized they had locked the keys in...
Yo Mama's so dumb i told her Christmas was around the corner, and she went lookin'. Yo Mama's so dumb I told her she lost her mind, and she started looking for it. Yo...
A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, "I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock...
One of my co-workers got a speeding ticket and was attending a defensive-driving course to have points erased from her license. Theinstructor, a poice officer, emphasized that being on time was crucial and that the...
A newspaper reporter was writing a feature story about prison life and was interviewing one of the prisoners. "Do you watch much television here?""Only the daytime shows," the inmate said. "At night we're locked in...
A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication for her...
A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, ''I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock...
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. He told his wife, "When I die,...
A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower, and realized that his clothes were missing. While searching around for them, he accidentally locked himself out of the locker room, and he found himself...
Mouse Joke 1 One lab mouse to another: I've trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I don't know how, but every time I run through that maze and ring...
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