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A man walks into the sheriff's office... "I want to become a deputy!" "Good, I want to you to catch this man" says the sheriff handling the man a wanted poster. The poster reads : 'Last seen...
A man walks into the sheriff's office... "I want to become a deputy!""Good, I want to you to catch this man" says the sheriff handling the man a wanted poster. The poster reads : 'Last seen...
A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?""Arrr..." says the...
A man received a phone call one day, and the caller asked if he had lost a parrot. He said that he had indeed lost the bird, but wanted to know how the caller located...
A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The cop asked, "What's he like?" The little boy replied, "Beer and women with...
Several years ago we had an intern who was none too swift.One day he was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?""Just use copier...
Jan is terribly overweight, so the doctor hands over a sheet of paper with a diet on it."I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for...
Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her wardrobe that no longer fit.Her seven-year-old niece was watching as she held up a huge pair of slacks."Wow," the lady...
A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!"Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page....
David filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station. After he had paid and driven away, he realized that he had left the gas cap on top of his car. He stopped and looked...
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