Posted on November 29th, 2008 in
Gambling Jokes
Bob had been gambling in the casinos of Las Vegas all weekend and was down on his luck, he’d lost over $30,000!
He had gambled away all his money, including his emergency money and had to borrow a dime from another gambler just to use the men’s room.
By luck the stall happened to be open, so he gambled his last borrowed dime in a slot machine and hit the $500 jackpot!
He took his lucky winnings and went to the blackjack table and turned his winnings into ten million dollars before calling it a day.
Wealthy beyond his wildest dreams, Bob went on the lecture circuit, where he told his incredible lucky gambling story.
He told his audience of unlucky gamblers that he was eternally grateful to his benefactor, and if he ever found the man who made his current life possible, he would share his lucky fortune with him right down the middle.
After months of gambling lectures, a man in the audience jumped up and said, “I’m that man. I was the one who gave you the dime.”
Bob replied “You’re not the one I’m looking for. I’m looking for the guy who left the stall door open!”
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