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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...Broiled Missionary: $ 10.00Fried Explorer: $ 15.00Baked Politician:...
Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on...
An elderly couple are both lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night's sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me"."Why not", he asks.She answers back, "Because I'm...
What's the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road? There are skid marks in front of the skunk. Permalink Lawyer and the Skunk...
Knock Knock Who's there? Yo mama. Yo mama who? Yo blonde redneck mama who crossed the road to walk into a bar and screw in a lightbulb - you know your fat, dumb, drunk, crooked-politician...
A man is sitting on a bench in the park reading a newspaper. Suddenly he throws the paper onto the ground and yells, "All politicians are *ssholes." A man sitting next to him in a...
A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw."From out in the audience a man shouts, "You lying bastard!""Silence in the court!" the judge...
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, "There's one thing I want you to know. There's a box under my bed and I don't want you to look in it until...
Q: What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?A: The car salesman knows when he's lying to you. Read in full at Salesmen...
After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same question, "When you're lying in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what...
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