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A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he went in for his first...
There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi....
One day a girl came home crying to her mom. The mom asked what was wrong.The girl responded, "I'm not a creation, God made men first! I'm nothing!"Then the mom said, "Oh baby that's not...
- So many men, so few who can afford me- God made us sisters, Prozac made us friends- If they don't have chocolate in Heaven, I ain't going!- My mother is a travel agent for...
One day a Jerry, Perry, and Cletus were on their way to heaven. God told them the stairs to heaven were 1,000 steps and on every step he was going to tell them a joke. If...
The priest and the rabbi were on a plane flying across the ocean when the plane developed engine trouble. Everyone was doomed. The priest turned to the rabbi and said, "Before I die there's something...
A member of the United States Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in mid-session and began to shout, "Half of this Senate is made up of cowards and corrupt...
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of...
Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy? Because he only made a good buccaneer....
A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous.The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be confident that if any mischief occurred in their town, their...
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