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One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, ''What is that?'' ''They're smart pills,'' said the other boy. ''Eat them and they'll make...
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My friend Nancy and I decided to introduce her elderly mother to the magic of the Internet. Our first move was to access the popular Ask Jeeves website, and we told her it could answer...
Two junior co-eds went to the movies one night. After 15 minutes passed, one girl leaned over and whispered to her friend, "What should I do? The guy sitting next to me is masturbating."Her friend...
A guy came home one day after getting fired from work. He was so depressed that he decided to end it all and kill himself.He went to the medicine cabinet, pulled out a bottle and...
After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she was a fairy godmother. "Make three wishes," she told her mother, "and I'll grant them."Her mom first asked...
The third collection of free funny Doctor Doctor jokes. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do? Use a pencil till I get there ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Doctor these pills you gave me for BO... What's wrong...
A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Maria said, "My family went to the Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but...
There was magician on a cruise ship, and he was really good. He was performing the highlight of his show when a parrot walked onstage and squawked, ''It's in his sleeve!'' The magician chased the...
A frustrated wife got some Viagra for her husband. Her doctor told her to give him one pill a night, and that he would call to check in with her after a week.That night, the...
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