Thousands of really hilarious jokes
E-Mail Joke 1 Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc. E-Mail Joke 2 Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because...
An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The manager there arranges for him to take an aptitude test (Section: Floors, sweeping and cleaning).After the test, the manager says,...
1. Anywhere you hang your @ is home.2. The e-mail of the species is deadlier than the mail.3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.4. You can't teach a new mouse...
The fellow stormed into the postmaster's office in a fury. "I've been getting threatening letters in the mail for months and I want them stopped.""Of course," said the postmaster. "Sending threatening letters through the mail...
Ant Joke 1 Why don't anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies! Ant Joke 2 Why did the ant-elope ? Nobody gnu ! Ant Joke 3 Who...
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number...
A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor, who happened to be a blonde, come out of her house. She opened her mailbox, looked inside and slammed it shut. She stomped her...
There was this American tourist in Mexico, and he was getting tired of walking around, so he went up to a donkey rental place and said, ''Can I rent a donkey?'The guy said, "We don't...
Dad's pager went off, summoning him to the hospital, where he is an anesthetist. As he raced toward the hospital, a patrol car sped up behind him--lights flashing.Dad hung his stethoscope out the window to...
Ann Landers challenged her readers to come up with the world's third-biggest lie -- right after "The check is in the mail" and "I'm from the government and I'm here to help you." Here is...
Leave a reply to Mail Call