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Teacher: "Pedro, use 'deposit' in a sentence." Pedro: "Easy lang 'yon Ma'm, D' posit is leaking." Teacher: "No, no, no, you got it wrong, let me explain it to you further. You know .....BANK.....DEPOSIT..... see the relationship.... ...BANK .......DEPOSIT.....?" Pedro:...
1. I'm really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2. I regret that I have no references. Unfortunately, every company I have worked for has since closed down.3. I'll kill myself...
The teacher wrote on the blackboard: "I ain't had no fun in months," then asked the class, "How should I correct this sentence?"Little Johnny raised his had and replied, "Get yourself a new boyfriend." Read in...
There was a labrador, a dalmation and a doberman in a doggy bar when an attractive girl poodle walks in. She says to the three dogs "Whichever one of you can say the best sentence...
Three men are in a bar having a drink. When a gorgeous woman comes up to them and says, WOMAN: Whoever can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' in a creative sentence can date me for...
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When we put our house up for sale, I stressed emphatically that my sons make their beds each morning. I left for work before they left for school, and I wanted to be sure that...
A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Maria said, "My family went to the Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but...
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